Blogging my blues

Agent P whats playing in your mind right now..

Do ya want to know hostess.. well here goes u asked for it didn’t you..


Gary was a little ant
Who wanted to accomplish big things?
On he went
In a quest to find Scotland
Or something likes that

From that I presume you agree
That “that” did not like something
For if that was.. not the “that” I was talking about
it wouldn’t be a story would it
For Scotland might have been Gary’s plan
But “that” was something’s plan

For any story to progress mathematically
There must be a triangle do u not agree?
And you are right
For in Gary’s absence did “that” pine
For the great Gary who like any hero
Gained prominence only in absence
And not in presence but in dreams
As spread like wildfire of his non-ignominious self

Now if “that” not that had been ugly
There would be no story would there
As would neither if “something” had been
A viva la bene.. to point out I am not talking about “neither”
I hope you understand.. a story needs good and evil
Doesn’t it? For if not you would never think about a bioscope

Three years later did Gary return.. and guess what he was wearing?
A kilt for god sakes.. did I not say he went in search of Scotland?
“that” was there at his return party full of cronies trying to get a dance
Cleavage all about for the hero
And as any good movie would go
Now was a time for a flashback

But this is no ordinary flashback my friend
For here comes another concept of mathematics
Ever heard of an inverse triangle?
Here was one if you could dare question
For Gary had always eyes for …. “something”

And his quest for Scotland had been in the hope of forgetting
His vague vagaries.. and in the misconceptions
That a kilt was a skirt and a land of men in skirts
Would help him forget would it not?
But upon reaching Scotland had he realized
A kilt was a skirt not and there were female vagaries
Everywhere and anywhere

A bene time to introduce another mathematical concept being
1 over infinity has no defined solution
And at this point with each pining for the other
Each and other not being names of ants not adding to any confusion
Does the story end to the user imagination..

The imperfect 10..

I was watching Home improvement after a long time on cable today. This got me want to do a top ten on the English shows I watched while growing up between 3rd and 8th std. Here goes

10) Baywatch – That I started watching in 6th std .. god what an awesome show for delinquents which I am proud to b..:D. .

9) Duck Tales and Talespin- Sunday.. Doordarshan.. What else can I say

8) 21 Jump Street- Became a huge fan of Johnny Depp after I started watching this show. sometime in 4th Std

7) Dharma and Greg- Started watching this in the 7th std. Was in coimbatore then The first two seasons were awesome but then kinda got clichéd

6) Street Hawk – One of a kind on Doordarshan.. something I waited for on Sundays

5) Small wonder- Brilliant show..

4) Home Improvement- agh agh agh… ( pronounced as agh agh agh)..

3) The Wonder Years- Sooper show.. had a big crush on “Winnie Cooper” for a long time

2) M*A*S*H – one of the funniest shows ever.. Alan Alda as Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce was just awesome.. started watching MASH sometime in 6th std too..

1) Star Trek- ( and the Next generation).. inspired SF at the right age…