Friday, September 14, 2007

Blogging my blues

Agent P whats playing in your mind right now..

Do ya want to know hostess.. well here goes u asked for it didn’t you..


Gary was a little ant
Who wanted to accomplish big things?
On he went
In a quest to find Scotland
Or something likes that

From that I presume you agree
That “that” did not like something
For if that was.. not the “that” I was talking about
it wouldn’t be a story would it
For Scotland might have been Gary’s plan
But “that” was something’s plan

For any story to progress mathematically
There must be a triangle do u not agree?
And you are right
For in Gary’s absence did “that” pine
For the great Gary who like any hero
Gained prominence only in absence
And not in presence but in dreams
As spread like wildfire of his non-ignominious self

Now if “that” not that had been ugly
There would be no story would there
As would neither if “something” had been
A viva la bene.. to point out I am not talking about “neither”
I hope you understand.. a story needs good and evil
Doesn’t it? For if not you would never think about a bioscope

Three years later did Gary return.. and guess what he was wearing?
A kilt for god sakes.. did I not say he went in search of Scotland?
“that” was there at his return party full of cronies trying to get a dance
Cleavage all about for the hero
And as any good movie would go
Now was a time for a flashback

But this is no ordinary flashback my friend
For here comes another concept of mathematics
Ever heard of an inverse triangle?
Here was one if you could dare question
For Gary had always eyes for …. “something”

And his quest for Scotland had been in the hope of forgetting
His vague vagaries.. and in the misconceptions
That a kilt was a skirt and a land of men in skirts
Would help him forget would it not?
But upon reaching Scotland had he realized
A kilt was a skirt not and there were female vagaries
Everywhere and anywhere

A bene time to introduce another mathematical concept being
1 over infinity has no defined solution
And at this point with each pining for the other
Each and other not being names of ants not adding to any confusion
Does the story end to the user imagination..

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pb onnume puriyala da!!!!!

what to do in life said...

dei enna da idhu,, got lost half way thro,,
enna trying to prove the star of david? ;)

Mambalam Mani said...

dei put movie reviews more frequently daa
esp the out of usual stream movie like death at funeral so that i can know such movies have come :D
am sure u wud be seeing one such movie every week

viswajith.k.n said...

well...a valid point that u did make to me...paadhi naeram was dull and dour over the weekend when I wrote this...:P but then wot u do say is something that is reasonable...

Macadamia The Nut said...

lol!! i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you. this is brilliant. i dont know if it was intentional but you've succeded in mocking the so-called serious peot bloggers :D
good for you - 'cos most of them write constipated verse anyway ;)

Filarial said...

In a way yes.. :D.. but my inspiration for funny pomes comes from an upbringing which consisted of litrary geniuses such as enid blyton, billy bunter and later on kinky friedman..