Kung Fu Jack Ass vs The giANT

 Superman Batman Iron Man
They all had glorious fame
That did not bother
The one introvert hero
That no one had heard of
For he was fine in that
unknown farmers backyard
Being a normal Jack Ass
As any other day

But then was heard a sound
Like that of a super nova
And Jack Ass’s ears perked up
And he sighed for
The world needed him again
In a jiffy with ass lotion
Did he become
Kung Fu Jackass for the day again

This time the nemesis was not many
But one adversary who
Only wanted to draw out
Kung Fu Jackass for
He wanted to end the reign
Of humanity as such
By watching they self-destruct
There he was invisible to the naked
Eye you pervert.. eye..
There he was the evil Mr.Ant

Kung fu saw and laughed
By saying what ANTics have you
Been up to Mr.Ant?
The play of words was all
Kung Fu needed to keep
It fun and groovy y'all

The furious Mr.Ant said
You shall perish Kung Fu
For you do not know that
I have found the ANTidote
To counter your ass lotion
And to wipe away that smirk
Off your ugly face

HAHAHAHA he laughed and all
And asked the question
That had stumped the best
If you do not die today
Mr.Jackass "K" shall perish
In her own way light years away

Kung fu Smiled and said it was time
To duel Ant and asked
But then Mr.Ant K is 2000 light
Years away and every time
We travel through space
Time...
Goes backwards while the
Same on earth goes forward
So whatever you do
Everything has already happened
And then nothing has happened at all
So to say.

Mr.Ant stood there and watched
Stumped in his triumph..
For humanity did not stand a chance
and yet..
Kung Fu smiled and walked away
And that is how mon ami
Kung Fu saved our asses all
Over again.

A legend they say not known to anyone
every so again..

- A Filarial Special Pome

Sins

Sometimes things don't make sense
we hold on beyond the realms
not of what is dead and gone
but of the living in the name of love

Kung FU Jack Ass - Goes Third

Burrrrppp did he and all raised

Their eye brows nastily

Little did he care for

All he thought of was..

Long and Far had he come

On the path untaken

Without anyone even knowing

The hero that he was

Rubbed the little elixir that was left

Of that he thought to be ass lotion

And sat on a rickety chair

To live out the days

With his farmer friend

That mortal Scientist

When..

A Cry he could hear

From outer space

Little did he understand

That sound does not

travel through space

Flew out did he

To meet yet another dooms day

Who you ask? Who else

But that inferior hero

That nobody knew off

Kung Fu Jackass was his name

Forget him not at least for

He was going to save

Our lame asses all over again

It was a trap to draw Mr.Jackass

 Zoom did he suddenly

Into a black hole and trapped

For Sound does not

Travel through space

But little did he know that

It did through time

Ass he accelerated through

The queen thought

She had won finally

For Kung FU would be

Thrown into a time

Where he ceased to exist

She would have her revenge

On her sister K

Who was imprisoned

For treason against the state

In jail she was

The king long gone

All alone

Kung fu did not think so

Turned on his ass did he

And that little elixir that he

Had rubbed turned to

A whole blob for time and space

Was collapsing which gave him

BOOOOM! Back was the famed

Flavour fart and he let one rip

That caused a ripple in

the expanses of Space and time

And there he was, Back in Beta K

Then new queen was appalled

Her plan had been thorned

Flee did she but where

In panic and all

But little chance did she stand

For she was up against that legend

Kung FU Jackass.

What ensued they say

Is legend till this day

K was freed and restored

 But all she pined for

Was her former nemesis

He looked at her once again

And with a smile once again

Flew into that doubles sun

To be sling shot back to

The oblivion of the unknown

-          A Filarial Special Pome

If you are interested here are the first two J

http://filarial.blogspot.in/2008/01/kung-fu-jack-ass-vs-roach-from-outer.html

http://filarial.blogspot.in/2014/03/kung-fu-jackass-again.html