The king of the roaches
Sat up one night, not Sat night
Pondering on his kingdom
And the doom that prevailed
It had been seven years
Of lost itch and glory
Since that fateful day
When the queen had lost
To that jackass named Kung fu
The vermin had attacked
And taken over most of the kingdom
The queen had lost her sanity
For her heart was lost to insanity
The vermin were closing in
On the famed walls of the
Roach kingdom Zinzane
In that universe Beta K
And that was when he came
Having learned to interstellar
That same inferior hero
Who no one knew off
He had learned a new art
That of a flavor fart
What is that you ask
U would rather smell it not
The vermin surrounded the city
The forces were vile
The leader shouted
Surrender u damn roaches
The elixir still lasted
and Kung Fu Jack Ass thought
the roaches saw him as an enemy
and yet he was here to fight naught
He stood outside the room
And whispered the words
Queen I have come and I ask
Do you lie on a cos over a sine
She perked up and said
Yes this is a cot
You came after all
And left human kind to rot
He laughed and flew into the sky
And drank that elixir to the drop
He built of up his famed ass acidity
And let go of one big flavor fart
The vermin did not stand a chance
The king fell first then those rotten
One million that followed
Not knowing what hit them
The queen smiled into the sky
And was grateful the flavor
Was controlled
The city was saved but what
Of that inferior hero….
A smile exchanged and a seven
Year promise maintained
Kung fu was on his way
To the next place that he was not needed
Or so they said for it was legend.
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