Saturday, July 26, 2008

She is also saying the same thing only

I was walking down a beautiful road
And minding my own business at that
When a young boy not of four
Came up the other way
Sucking on his little sucker
Looking serenely at his mother

Look at that fat uncle he said
And sniggered at his mother
And his mother said
“you do not call “fat” people
Fat young one .. mind your manner”
And smiled at me as if
She had just done the greatest thing
On the planet earth

Affronted I was at what she said
More so than what the little child
Commented in his innocence
I presumed
I could not help saying
“Excuse me madam
But what is that supposed to mean?”

She was a little frightened at my
Strong baritone I presumed
For she blinked her eyes twice
And looked at me with a smile
The smile gave way to laughter
An uncontrollable laughter at that

My blood was now boiling
What a rude lady at that
I was going to say things
And yet the gentle me won out
For there was a young one in the vicinity
But something had to be done

I looked at her sternly and said
“ Madam please… think of what
Example you are setting for the young one..”
My look must have scared her a little
For she started controlling her laughter
And I thought a lesson I had taught her
And was feeling a little smug

And then I heard her say between her
Controlled bouts of laughter
“your zipper sir…”

16 comments:

Mambalam Mani said...

Hmmph. You stupid, fat, unzipped morons.

gypsy said...

hah...

Filarial said...

@Santhosh- I know I know You are talking about me only noo..

@d SINNER!!! -- :)

Anonymous said...

very nice!

Anonymous said...

but what is that baritone of yours that u speak of? asssuming its u in the poem

Filarial said...

I have a very strong baritone.. I have just not used it around you my British friend.. ;)

Macadamia The Nut said...

Baritone aa?
You mean a 'squeak' don't you?
:|

Gentle side aa?
:O

Vot yaa ol noo noo things sayingu?

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha!!!! i can totally believe it happened to u

Anonymous said...

forgot to add "mama"

Filarial said...

@Mac san-- i think my pet mice are very angry at what you just said.. :|
better send some cheese ya... :D

@priya-- fortunately this didnt happen to "mama".. :D :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

Ooops! My bad! I should have guessed they'd be insulted at the comparison :|
:D
Romba high hopes Filarial unakku...

viswajith.k.n said...

LOL paavam andha mother...was she good looking btw? :P

Meghna said...

LOL! Rofl......how much mroe funny can u gett fatso????

oooohhh.....u made me hurt myself falling off the chair laughing :)
Can u hear my ecstatic screams???

Filarial said...

@Mac San-- :O I am a big fan of Pink Floyd and High Hopes from the album Division Bell is one of my all time favorite songs.. :O How did you know?? tell tell... :D :D

@Viswajith- rombho mukyum daa.. :D

@Meghna-- hee heee... I can I can.. :D ty!

Macadamia The Nut said...

I have my sources
:|
BE careful

Filarial said...

aahaa.. "Jaagardiya" iruken.. :| :D