Kung Fu Jack Ass vs The giANT

 Superman Batman Iron Man
They all had glorious fame
That did not bother
The one introvert hero
That no one had heard of
For he was fine in that
unknown farmers backyard
Being a normal Jack Ass
As any other day

But then was heard a sound
Like that of a super nova
And Jack Ass’s ears perked up
And he sighed for
The world needed him again
In a jiffy with ass lotion
Did he become
Kung Fu Jackass for the day again

This time the nemesis was not many
But one adversary who
Only wanted to draw out
Kung Fu Jackass for
He wanted to end the reign
Of humanity as such
By watching they self-destruct
There he was invisible to the naked
Eye you pervert.. eye..
There he was the evil Mr.Ant

Kung fu saw and laughed
By saying what ANTics have you
Been up to Mr.Ant?
The play of words was all
Kung Fu needed to keep
It fun and groovy y'all

The furious Mr.Ant said
You shall perish Kung Fu
For you do not know that
I have found the ANTidote
To counter your ass lotion
And to wipe away that smirk
Off your ugly face

HAHAHAHA he laughed and all
And asked the question
That had stumped the best
If you do not die today
Mr.Jackass "K" shall perish
In her own way light years away

Kung fu Smiled and said it was time
To duel Ant and asked
But then Mr.Ant K is 2000 light
Years away and every time
We travel through space
Time...
Goes backwards while the
Same on earth goes forward
So whatever you do
Everything has already happened
And then nothing has happened at all
So to say.

Mr.Ant stood there and watched
Stumped in his triumph..
For humanity did not stand a chance
and yet..
Kung Fu smiled and walked away
And that is how mon ami
Kung Fu saved our asses all
Over again.

A legend they say not known to anyone
every so again..

- A Filarial Special Pome

Kung FU Jack Ass - Goes Third

Burrrrppp did he and all raised

Their eye brows nastily

Little did he care for

All he thought of was..

Long and Far had he come

On the path untaken

Without anyone even knowing

The hero that he was

Rubbed the little elixir that was left

Of that he thought to be ass lotion

And sat on a rickety chair

To live out the days

With his farmer friend

That mortal Scientist

When..

A Cry he could hear

From outer space

Little did he understand

That sound does not

travel through space

Flew out did he

To meet yet another dooms day

Who you ask? Who else

But that inferior hero

That nobody knew off

Kung Fu Jackass was his name

Forget him not at least for

He was going to save

Our lame asses all over again

It was a trap to draw Mr.Jackass

 Zoom did he suddenly

Into a black hole and trapped

For Sound does not

Travel through space

But little did he know that

It did through time

Ass he accelerated through

The queen thought

She had won finally

For Kung FU would be

Thrown into a time

Where he ceased to exist

She would have her revenge

On her sister K

Who was imprisoned

For treason against the state

In jail she was

The king long gone

All alone

Kung fu did not think so

Turned on his ass did he

And that little elixir that he

Had rubbed turned to

A whole blob for time and space

Was collapsing which gave him

BOOOOM! Back was the famed

Flavour fart and he let one rip

That caused a ripple in

the expanses of Space and time

And there he was, Back in Beta K

Then new queen was appalled

Her plan had been thorned

Flee did she but where

In panic and all

But little chance did she stand

For she was up against that legend

Kung FU Jackass.

What ensued they say

Is legend till this day

K was freed and restored

 But all she pined for

Was her former nemesis

He looked at her once again

And with a smile once again

Flew into that doubles sun

To be sling shot back to

The oblivion of the unknown

-          A Filarial Special Pome

If you are interested here are the first two J

http://filarial.blogspot.in/2008/01/kung-fu-jack-ass-vs-roach-from-outer.html

http://filarial.blogspot.in/2014/03/kung-fu-jackass-again.html

The Court Jester

He stood there

Almost like at the

Eye of the battle

That raged

He laughed at

What was at Play

Seemingly a war

Between good

And evil between

Black and White

So to say

The black knight fought

With valor and sleaze

Mixed in divine portions

Against the white knight

Who though white

Was probably just

As Black in his attack

And as their blood mixed

From the blows, it turned grey

The Jester watched on

And knew that

There was no good

Or evil for it was

All in the mind

But who was to say

That it wasn’t real

For it was only the Jester

Who could laugh?

As the battle raged

- A Filarial Pome

Salvation

The path to salvation
is very similar to that
which leads one to
eternal damnation
there does not seem
much difference between
the two so to say
for without one
the other seems impure
I wonder though
which is it that I seek
Salvation or Damnation

To the Moon!

I boarded a rocket to the moon

A while back before which

Memories and experiences

Where sparse and galore

At the same time that is

Accelerated against gravity

And as we did lost

That big lower weight

Which to my surprise was

Filled with payload

To escape inertia and baggage

The second and third stage complete

And we were stranded in outer space

So to say but slowly but surely

One the path to the destination

It is this time that I felt

Is the most dangerous

For when things were

At a staggering pace

Associated with the escape

One had time not

To think a lot

It is in this time that

Memories and the past

Haunts you it seems

To the last for

Every few paces there

Are but thoughts

An interesting fact though

The pace as slow as it may seem

Is something that was earned

And the world around me

Moves just as fast

In fact back on earth the

Time differential is a killer

And far ahead has time moved

While I slowly progress

With a painful existence

I know not at the moment if

The gravity of the moon is close

 Or still far away

Is the path right or righteous?

But for now…

There is no escape

~A Filarial Special Pome

Sometimes

Memories are an emotion not
They don’t let you go of the past
They flood you deluge you
With no warning whatsoever
A song a verse something
From a book is all that it takes
For memories to take charge
And make you feel enough

OF the Dragon and the Caterpillar

A dragon once kidnapped a princess
And put her on an island
The island had a lush forest
And as she made her way through
She saw a wood cutter

The wood cutter’s story was similar
Alone on that island having
Been brought by the dragon there
A little while earlier than
The princess herself

The princess was royalty
Having been brought up so
And yet she felt a surge of freedom
That the lonely island provided
And could not have been happier

Along with the woodcutter
She formed a friendship
That was carefree
And as the days and nights
Passed the bond only grew stronger

They scoured the mountains
And the valleys of the islands
Sun, Rain and snow they felt
Sang happy songs in zest
When they came across a caterpillar

The wood cutter was distracted
And the princess got news of
The outside world
The news was not good and
Without his knowledge did
She cut a deal with the dragon

She disappeared that night
And the wood cutter felt stranded
But the caterpillar on the instructions
Of the princess showed him
A path out of the island
A path he had not considered
To a whole new world

The island where there was no one
Else still remained in the illusive mind
But what the new world had forged
Drove things forward
For change he wondered was inevitable
No matter what the struggle

All that remained as a constant
Was the machinery of the Dragon
And the caterpillar wondrous

~ a filarial special pome

Fear.

There was something in the closet

Something under the bed

Something behind that curtain

Was that a skeleton or a monster?

I got up in a haze

The room was still dark and

There was perspiration

On my face

It was tiny and small

And it ran from behind the curtain

Into my open closet

I could see it there

I got up slowly and

Looked for my specs

And then realized that

I had none for I wore not

I wondered why the instinct

Was it me or an alter

And yet the mystery stark

In that closet close to me

I got up and walked

And opened my closet door

To find but a mirror

In which was my cold dark face

Was that the monster I thought

The fear that was inside

I could not be sure

And threw my clothes hither thither

I had a blind realization

I was running from whom

Was it myself

Or the country open

Things were hazy

The fear was clear

Fear is always with you

Not happiness, nor sorrow

Fear is your friend

Fear is your foe

Fear is not

Fear is yes

I got up with a fright.

Kung Fu Jackass Again....

The king of the roaches

Sat up one night, not Sat night

Pondering on his kingdom

And the doom that prevailed

It had been seven years

Of lost itch and glory

Since that fateful day

When the queen had lost

To that jackass named Kung fu

The vermin had attacked

And taken over most of the kingdom

The queen had lost her sanity

For her heart was lost to insanity

The vermin were closing in

On the famed walls of the

Roach kingdom Zinzane

In that universe Beta K

And that was when he came

Having learned to interstellar

That same inferior hero

Who no one knew off

He had learned a new art

That of a flavor fart

What is that you ask

U would rather smell it not

The vermin surrounded the city

The forces were vile

The leader shouted

Surrender u damn roaches

The elixir still lasted

and Kung Fu Jack Ass thought

the roaches saw him as an enemy

and yet he was here to fight naught

He stood outside the room

And whispered the words

Queen I have come and I ask

Do you lie on a cos over a sine

She perked up and said

Yes this is a cot

You came after all

And left human kind to rot

He laughed and flew into the sky

And drank that elixir to the drop

He built of up his famed ass acidity

And let go of one big flavor fart

The vermin did not stand a chance

The king fell first then those rotten

One million that followed

Not knowing what hit them

The queen smiled into the sky

And was grateful the flavor

Was controlled

The city was saved but what

Of that inferior hero….

A smile exchanged and a seven

Year promise maintained

Kung fu was on his way

To the next place that he was not needed

Or so they said for it was legend.